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Marginally food-related, at best, but in these trying times, we take what we can get.
Today I entered what S. called my "wolverine stage," as work reduced me to a growling, snarling, biting nasty thing. Later, on the way to the library, I insisted that instead I was some other kind of creature. What kind of creature crouches ominously in the middle of the footpath, gets in one's way, gazes at one with baleful eye, and grunts? Anyone who knows should certainly email me and let me know.
In the course of this conversation, I began replying to all remarks with the helpful exclamation "Grunt!" which naturally led us to contemplate the genre of animal telegrams. It is but the work of a moment to realize that they must substitute GRUNT for the mundane human STOP. And of course, GRUNT GRUNT would obviously supplant FULL STOP. We are still unclear as to the proper use of WURFLE.
FOUND BEEHIVE GRUNT CONTAINS DELICIOUS HONEY GRUNT SURROUNDED BY BEES GRUNT PLEASE ADVISE GRUNT GRUNT
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